The Military Territory of Commonwealth Forces In Southern Tarnow is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Placeholder with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.493 billion Southern Tarnowians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Auroria. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Tarnowian economy, worth 336 trillion Lumens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,969 Lumens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth Forces In Southern Tarnow's national animal is the White-Tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cerulean Illuminationism.

Commonwealth Forces In Southern Tarnow is ranked 161,930^th in the world and 5,290^th in Suspicious for Largest Populations, with 2.49 billion capita.